http://michaeljoseph/authors/beau-ranger/ Recent content in Beau Ranger on MichaelJoseph.info Hugo -- gohugo.io en-US Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 /blog/2026/review-bottoms-up-4-wide-receiver-beau-ranger/ Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 /blog/2026/review-bottoms-up-4-wide-receiver-beau-ranger/ Mikey is a talented college football player, but lately he’s been dropping the ball, literally. After losing another game thanks to Mikey’s errors, the coach threatens to kick Mikey off the team, thus terminating his scholarship. When he gets to the locker room, three of his teammates are still there and they’re also very angry. In a desperate move to placate them, straight Mikey offers to orally service the three.